A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2010, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
(THIS ISN'T AN HS MIRROR I SWEAR).
>JUUL EGFUCK.
Sincerely, rupaul superfans
> Noodle-armed Plebeian.
If no one answers the phone, dial louder.
> Pubescent Sport
> John Edelard
edelard is an alternate spelling of Æthelheard, who ruled wessex some generations before ecgberht (later egbert). it feels more appropriate to include these fun facts in forum posts than in mspfa comments
michael stuart, named for the journalist who reported on the disappearance of james dallas egbert iii in the michigan state university newspaper
Slamdunk Pothole
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> Pubescent Sport
> FORGET THE NAME GIMMICKS. THERE ARE BUGS IN YOUR SCALP. SHAVE OFF ALL YOUR HAIR.
Yeah no I can't argue with that one. Please remove your lice ASAP nameless boy.
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>LICE LICE LICE GET RID OF IT.
Sincerely, rupaul superfans
> Try again.
> Examine Room.
Your name is MIKE. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
What will you do?
MIKE: The first thing you will do is find a way to get rid of all the lice in your hair.
>Mike: Lice. out of hair. NOW.
Sincerely, rupaul superfans
>Mike: You forgot your Homburg on the hat-stand.
> Mike: Quickly retrieve nose from drawers.
> Mike: Awkwardly ogle the posters on your walls
> Mike: Indulge in a slice of cake. It is your birthday, after all.
> Mike: Inspect beautiful SLIMER FIGURINE.
> Mike: Use your COMPUTER.
