Beyond Canon Dirk Theory/Request

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Wednesday, October 29th, 2025, 11:56 PM5 days ago

hi my name is lowe and i have, today, the most beautiful idea that has ever been in my mind of all time


so you know the really cool/disgusting "I knew you would forgive me." scene with the cool gif that makes you go oouughghh that's so nasty ougughghghghghghghghg right?



the gif described above


this one


okay what i need. SO BADLY. is for dirk to have a shitty sbahjified version of this where the heart symbol like falls apart and explode.gifs and the text is "I knew you wouldn't forgive me." like oh my godddddddd it's be go so fucking hard. i hate/love his stupid loser ass so much i need him to do this it'd be so embarrassing


okay thank you for coming to my theory

the epilogues are the best part of homestuck

lowe Shawthorn
Wednesday, October 29th, 2025, 11:59 PM5 days ago

another case of men stealing from women... SAD.

its they

Thursday, October 30th, 2025, 1:43 AM5 days ago

banger post bestie

Blueberry Lunascratch
Thursday, October 30th, 2025, 1:46 AM5 days ago

I agree with that.

Topic: Beyond Canon Dirk Theory/Request