hi my name is lowe and i have, today, the most beautiful idea that has ever been in my mind of all time
so you know the really cool/disgusting "I knew you would forgive me." scene with the cool gif that makes you go oouughghh that's so nasty ougughghghghghghghghg right?

this one
okay what i need. SO BADLY. is for dirk to have a shitty sbahjified version of this where the heart symbol like falls apart and explode.gifs and the text is "I knew you wouldn't forgive me." like oh my godddddddd it's be go so fucking hard. i hate/love his stupid loser ass so much i need him to do this it'd be so embarrassing
okay thank you for coming to my theory
the epilogues are the best part of homestuck
another case of men stealing from women... SAD.

I agree with that.