any true detective heads among us

i miss columbo i need to vwatch more

I still think up lines stupid extended metaphors Vince Vaugh might've said in S2 every so often.
"Life hands out lemons, Rey. So you squeeze em, add sugar, stir it up real nice... then you realize all your damn ice melted."

oh wow. i repressed season 2 more than i thought. that's crazy, i can't believe they wrote that LMFAO

Not literally a quote, just a similar blend of jaded middle-aged gangster misery that makes me cackle

"They always said money don't grow on trees, so I got to plantin dates. Now I owe back taxes on 250 acres."