Thia is ZIBBIP ZIZZEL
She wants one thing and one thing only, to MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTER RANDOM IMPS. ZIBBIP has INFINITE TIME and INFINITE GRIST to alchemize the perfect weapon. Her items, however, are quite finite.
ZIBBIP HAS:
one OFFICIAL FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY THONG, one BOTTLE OF WATER (VILET BRAND), one KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD NEW HAVEN 2025 POSTER, one FLUTE, one SWISS ARMY KNIFE and one BOX OF MATCHES. She also has her clothes, I guess.
What will she do?
Home? stuck
> Unscrew cap from water bottle
> Remove matches from matchbox
> Alchemize Matchbox && Bottlecap
enter my strange and beautiful realm!
HELLO ZIBBIP ZIZZEL. Let's get the ball rolling, just a little!
Possible combinations :
OFFICIAL FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY THONG || KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD NEW HAVEN 2025 POSTER (I'm curious.)
SWISS ARMY KNIFE && BOX OF MATCHES
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit.
He's got nothing to say about that.
ALRIGHT! lets see what happens...
MATCHBOX && BOTTLECAP makes PLASTIC MATCHES! Finally, matches you can play with!
OFFICIAL FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY THONG || KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD NEW HAVEN 2025 POSTER makes.. a pair of flip flops?
SWISS ARMY KNIFE && BOX OF MATCHES makes the multi match! Each one burns a different color when you light it.
THONG|| SWISS ARMY KNIFE makes a SWISS ARMY KNIFE PATTERNED THONG. Its alright?
FLUTE && THONG makes the Flutey Rumpus! It sounds like a throat singer when you play it, you didn't expect that orange to have such a deep voice.
Home? stuck
> MATCHBOX && PLASTIC MATCHES
> FLUTE && THE RESULT OF THE PREVIOUS THING
> both of these ||'d
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> KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD NEW HAVEN 2025 poster && Clothing
In addition:
> KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD NEW HAVEN 2025 poster || Clothing
"OH NO! NOT THE LAZERS AND THE SPIKES!" "Oh, you know the drill." "OH NO! NOT THE DRILL!"
"The government is BEES!"
"My brother has a brother."
"BUZZZZZZZZ asterisk"
"The sun is a deadly razor." "Oh yeah? Well, what does it do?" "It shaves your head off."
The POSTER and CLOTHES combinations crate the REGALIA OF THE KING GIZZARD and the ROBES OF THE LIZARD WIZARD, respectively
TOY MATCHES && MATCHES makes THE TWO HEADED MULTI MATERIAL MATCH
THE TWO HEADED MULTI MATERIAL MATCH && FLUTE is the TWIN HEADED FLUTE
TOY MATCHES || MATCHES is the CHODE MATCH
CHODE MATCHES || FLUTE is THE CHUTE
Home? stuck
>That crown on your head && twin headed flute.
> ZIBBIP: Forego alchemy. Are we not sophisticated trolls? Use matches to light fire and use underpants as makeshift hot-air balloon.
> THE CHUTE || THE TWO HEADED MULTI MATERIAL MATCH
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