absolute bullshit headcanon i made

Saturday, June 13th, 2026, 5:05 PM7 days ago· edited 7 days ago

hey guys. sorry for typing differently today. idfk why but i don’t really feel all too jovial at the moment yk. i don’t feel all that giddy as the fat little German boy in laderhosen using two exclamation marks for every sentence doohickey at the moment. sorry if you all expected that.


anyway just wanted to tell you all about this sick kickass headcanon i just had that came to me earlier today while hanging out with a friend of mine. this guy is, i kid you not, THE SHIT, and anyone who speaks badly of him will make me very upset. lmfao.


anyway after getting some freshly cooked naan bread from this little shop outside of town, playing a board game and eating some sweet pancakes his mother made, we deduced that the only remotely fun thing to do was to play Shrek’s Carnival Craze on his Wii so that we could have a good laugh.


to add to the intensity of the very serious gaming session, i decided to play a YouTube video on the background which was a combination of every version of Aggrieve in the Homestuck OST; even versions I haven’t seen or heard yet. it fit surprisingly well. he also played some songs by KATSEYE or CATSEYE or however you spell it.


so here’s my epic headcanon formed from this. Mom Lalonde bought a shitty Wii once to have some bonding time with Rose, and bought exclusively shitty shovelware games. Mom treats it as a fun game while Rose treats it as a serious battle of oneupmanship, sort of like the fridge thing.


Either that or imagine her foaming at the mouth playing shovelware with Rising Global Pop Star Lara Raj. your choice. idfc.


have a good day people


- doohickey

— jade harley, the epic creepypasta killer



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