18+ thread is Davekat sloppy OR NOT

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Friday, August 1st, 2025, 9:08 AM3 days ago

THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL, IM OPENING THIS DISCUSSION AND LOOKING FIR SERIOUS RESPONSES so DO NOT flame me.

> READ GODHEAD at SPICYYETI.COM

It's like Homestuck but during Antebellum slavery.

ITS GAMETIME SHORTY
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 9:09 AM3 days ago

its creamy



cigarette williams
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 9:10 AM3 days ago

Re:anthy

he “needs” his creamy, allegedly, if we are to believe what he says in the text

> READ GODHEAD at SPICYYETI.COM

It's like Homestuck but during Antebellum slavery.

ITS GAMETIME SHORTY
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 9:11 AM3 days ago

you know he needs that monkey candle! you know he can't relax without that wax!


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Mr. Foods
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 9:12 AM3 days ago

if he doesn't get his daily drip of monkey milk, shit gets a little bananas

... as the ancient hawaiians used to say.

miles
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 9:12 AM3 days ago

dave and karkat were actually minors at some point in their life so this is actually really problematic for you to ask and i think we have to kill you in real life now sorry :/

reads as mcbess

bess
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 9:16 AM3 days ago

Re: bess

no


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Mr. Foods
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 9:17 AM3 days ago

Re:Mr. Vintage F


REPORTED!!! REPROTED!!!!!!

reads as mcbess

bess
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 9:18 AM3 days ago

admin here: MANDATORY MONKEY MILK MANEUVER INITIATED

... as the ancient hawaiians used to say.

miles
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 9:19 AM3 days ago

please keep this thread On TOPIC or all of you will be BANNED.

> READ GODHEAD at SPICYYETI.COM

It's like Homestuck but during Antebellum slavery.

ITS GAMETIME SHORTY
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 9:24 AM3 days ago

sorry gametime shorty. i think theyre sloppy but in a respectful way. like its the closest they can be to passing the bechdel test while still being just two men slopping it

reads as mcbess

bess
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 9:30 AM3 days ago

davekat sloppy cannot be respectful


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Mr. Foods
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 9:39 AM3 days ago

i think they respect each other which is exactly why they can be so disrespectful toward each others creamies during davekat sex

> READ GODHEAD at SPICYYETI.COM

It's like Homestuck but during Antebellum slavery.

ITS GAMETIME SHORTY
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 9:46 AM3 days ago

i think it sounds like running with flippers on

... as the ancient hawaiians used to say.

miles
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 9:50 AM3 days ago

Re: spicyyeti

so much this


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Mr. Foods
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 9:52 AM3 days ago

i think that karkat is creamy but dave has a pretty perpetual dryness issue. like it feels like sandpaper. his skin keeps absorbing the cream via osmosis and it leaves karkat feeling barren.



kevin
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 9:55 AM3 days ago

yeah


its they


Friday, August 1st, 2025, 10:00 AM3 days ago

dave doesnt produce any natural cream



cigarette williams
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 10:01 AM3 days ago

i believe kevin is right


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Mr. Foods
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 10:04 AM3 days ago

what began as the selfish cream heist of a DL bi soyboy turned into so much more, a love story that spanned the stars themselves

... as the ancient hawaiians used to say.

miles
Friday, August 1st, 2025, 10:07 AM3 days ago

Re: miles

the more cream he stole the more his heart grew. dave was initially attracted to karkat because he was dehydrated, but then it became a lot more...

> READ GODHEAD at SPICYYETI.COM

It's like Homestuck but during Antebellum slavery.

ITS GAMETIME SHORTY
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