>PIT: Preform helpful exposition ritual.
Funny, you could've sworn you just gave one.
John is PET. John is SATISFIED. You are SATISFIED. Mission: ACCOMPLISHIFIED.
>PIT: PANICK. ATTEMPT A COMPLETELY FUTILE TURNAROUND MANEUVER.
What? Why would you do that? You're not in any danger. The waterfall is sounding a little louder than a few seconds ago, though. Weird.
OH FUCK YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY GOING TO CRASH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
>PIT: Say your iconic PIRATE-THEMED CATCHPHRASE.
If you're going to die, you might as well go out on a bang...
GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's... pirate related, right?
>next
>next
>next
You didn't think you'd survive that one. Where the hell are you now?
