Loading reply snippet...Alright, then! I suppose it is time!

And there he is! Don't worry, the statue is in the room, it's just out of frame.

Now, ehem.

A young man stands in his rather comforting bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 21st of March 2026, is the day that this young man will get up to some devilishly ridiculous hijinks. This is, of course, the first time he's ever done that, but I trust that you all will aid him in having quite a bit of fun this evening!

Now, of course, every boy like this one needs a name. And so, to stick with the status quo, you will be allowed to name him!

What will the name of this young man be? You may decide amongst yourselves!