Crowbar. Standard issue for scientists combatting alien threats, of course.

That's the third half-life comparison I've drawn in the tutorial alone. Clearly the creators of this game hold a reverence for the source engine. So do I!

Looks like that F and S stand for Food and Stamina. Apparently I need a varied diet, and food is better when kept in the fridge. Looks like my diet in the game will probably end up better than it is in real life.

Need a code to progress. I've got a hunch what it might be...

Dammit.

Oh. The keypad isn't actually connected to the door. Don't I feel like a dunce.

Slides! The 'choose.' text is vaguely ominous, I suppose they take me to other optional tutorial bits.

I'll flip a coin. If it's tails, I go green. Otherwise, I flip again. Red for heads, blue for tails.

(Actually, I didn't have a coin. I used a bottle cap instead. Heads, heads. Red it is.)

Ah.

Ah! Shimps! Aliens! How wonderful!

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