> FARMER PAWN: Plant sugar and rice in WATERY LOWLANDS.

You just aren't listening, are you.

> GREY KNIGHT: Paint some grey clouds onto SKY PAINTING.

> BLACK BISHOP A or BLACK QUEEN B: Retrieve whatever book lets you walk on walls.

The BLACK BISHOP A retrieves the MAGNETIST'S MANUAL and begins to research. It should be able to walk down soonish. Once it's done reading, it'll leave the book with the QUEEN.

>WW: Ascend.

The WHITE WARLOCK sneaks out of the CAPTURELIFE while nobody is looking! It'll take more than just one cop to topple its power!

Where'd that APPRENTICE of its get off to?