10/19/25 Hello. It's been about 4 days and its TOTALLY NOT because i forgot to update and my gf TOTALLY wasn't in town irl. The reason I haven't updated is because once I passed through the gate, my connection shut down to practically zero. I'm not sure why bc SBURB is meant to have universal wifi. Idk anyways. I've managed get myself a wifiless way to post so that'll NEVER be an issue again. Last time I updated I was about to enter my first gate and discover what exists on the land of Religion and Funerals. I'm happy to say that its lowkey super cool. The planet is covered in religious imagery and graveyards. Shockingly the consorts are lizard skeletons reanimated. They aren't very helpful bc they have no vocal cords, but they have a version of Sburbian sign language which im very slowly picking up. In the meantime I'm running mostly blind. Through any written records I've found, the way to "fix" my planet and awaken my abilities as a thief of doom is to perform a ritual and take the doom from this planet to return life to its surface. I don't think it'll kill me but yknow, thief of doom is a dangerous classpect to have if you don't really know what you're doing. I have a guess that my godtier bed has something to do with this ritual but idk where it is. OH, other interesting thing happened. My dream self woke up on derse, but strangely enough, I'm not sure if there IS a prospit because I'm the only player. I haven't seen it, but there are prospitan carapacians so it must be somewhere. While flying around derse I met one of the "reocurring" sburb entities, this world version of diamonds droog. Not a pleasant guy but I think hes (mostly) harmless. Anyways, I found my second gate and I managed to get in, it took me back to my house as there was no other planet to go to, so i'm not sure what to do from here. I'll keep you updated as I find out more.