> White pawn D: quickly add ADJUDICATOR'S SECRET BOOK of ULTIMATE SECRETS to the white side's library.

> White Pawnramid: gain 4x BRAINSTORM bonus on top of 3x bonus for learning light magic as a member of the white side to result in a shocking 1 turn research speed for ultimate light magic.

> White adjudicator: you keep seeing blurry shapes moving around in your vision. Maybe you should go down a few hundred floors to the optician's and get your prescription changed. It's not like your roommate is here to mess up all your stuff again.