i DesigneD a QuirK a FeW YearS AgO BuT OnlY UseD it SporadicallY. it is SimplE:

1: FirsT AnD LasT CharacterS ArE UppercasE, ExcepT WordS ThaT ArE OnE or TwO CharacterS LonG

2: do NoT UsE ContractionS (SucH as "it's", "don't", EtC)

i ThinK it StrikeS a GooD BalancE (GeT it?) BetweeN BeinG NoT ToO DifficulT to TypE AnD UnderstanD, BuT StilL SufficientlY IrritatinG to ReaD.

i TypE it ManuallY, BuT i BelievE ThE BesT WaY to ImplemenT a QuirK WoulD be a ScripT or SomethinG LikE That. I MighT TrY DoinG it in PythoN or AHK EventuallY.