I am an egregious selfshipper. I hardly consume any form of media if there is not at least one character I selfship with (this is likely detrimental to my consumption of media generally).

In terms of Homestuck though, my love of men and especially those who wear glasses, triumphs above all else. This leads to the unfortunate conclusion that Dave, John, Dirk, Sollux and some unmentionable other are among my favourites of the Homestucklings.

Alas, have mercy on me...