In lieu of a better place to post this, I'll list some typos in the aria description of flashes and alt text of images:

https://www.homestuck.com/002044

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The SELECT cursor exits the range of a red circle in attempt to reach the items, and the screen flashes red.

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FIX: in an attempt

https://www.homestuck.com/002077

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A glowing orb with a spirograph emblem inside of it float out of the CRUXTRUDER.

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FIX: floats

https://www.homestuck.com/002114

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A young lady stands in her bedroom. She has makeup, a hairband, and a purple cthulu logo on her shirt.

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FIX: Cthulu (capital letter)

https://www.homestuck.com/002117

FIX: Cthulu (capital letter)

https://www.homestuck.com/002126

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You captchalogue the LAPTOP, and its card is pushed above other two cards.

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FIX: above the other

https://www.homestuck.com/002149

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Sburb Beta Walkthrough, Version 1.0, April 13th, 2009, by tentacleTherapist. Table of Contents: 1, Caveats and Condolences (0000). 2, Walkthrough (Incomplete) (A000).

0000: Caveats and Condolences.

I'd be inclied to dispense with the trie even under less pressing circumstances. Needless to say I'll forego the inscrutable ASCII banner which typically heralds the striking freefall of these documents. I'll also resist the urge to brandish any copyright marks, or the particular neurosis that concerns itself with the theft of the utterly mundane -- I'll allow other deranged prospectors to stake claims on their worthless plots as the woods burn around them. My introduction will be sparse. There will be no majestic prose blustering into the sails of a galleon as we embark on this voyage together. Nor will there be any hamfisted prose whipping its limbs under a bedsheet like a retarded ghost, for that matter. I won't set the stage, or dim the lights. The mood, you will see, will be set soon enough.

Since you are reading this, chances are you have installed this game on your computer already. If this is true, like many others, you have just participated in bringing about the end of the world.

But don't beat yourself up about it. There was never anything you could have done to prevent it. The end is happening right now, as I type, and as you read. I have come to understand that we were always doomed through our collective ignorance, and now further doomed by those few who know, and struggle to flee. If you're lucky, you'll be among the smaller subset of the latter who are successful.

What I mean is, while that game you installed is just one more grinding slab of rock sealing our planet's crypt, it is also your only hope to live. I'm presently faced with the same conundrum as you, and though I speak with more experience, my own outcome is far from assured. I will 'play the game', as much of it as there is to play, and record my findings here. If you want to live, you will do as I instruct.

My condolences.

~TT

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FIX: "inclined", "trite"

https://www.homestuck.com/002208

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Rose is standing outside the observatory when the screen flashes. OH PSYCHE! The scene reveals some kid with shades and a CD emblem on his shirt standing by a bunch of katanas and a turntable.

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FIX: CD -> record

https://www.homestuck.com/002212

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Wires are strewn across his floor. His bedroom tables are board propped up by cylinder blocks. Beat machines and turntables are plugged in everywhere.

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FIX: boards

https://www.homestuck.com/002225

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You open the HAPHAESTUS web browser and up 'sweet bro's hella blog.' review of gamebro's march issue. oh man. when this heady volume of unabridged awesome hit my doorstep it made a sort of thunderclap, like the kind i'm sure moses heard when god dropped stone tablets containing a review of a game involving the ambiguous marriage of insane stunts and extreme hunger management solutions for dudes on the go. it's like you see that little bag of chips there? you just grab it and go bro, and keep thrashing shit up. i am so 'hella pumped of' this. there are some obvious questions. like just HOW outrageous are these snacks? will popular beverages play a role, and how critical will they be in your quest to attain absolute sweetness? Will this game land the coveted but elusive 5 hats out of 5 hats?

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FIX: web browser and bring up the