You are ANDREW HUSSIE. you have recently finished reading the latest updates of HS:BC and you are SORT OF A LITTLE ANNOYED at the recent reimplementation of READER SUGGESTION. it was removed originally because PARADOX SPACE was becoming unstable, but the bar went back down over the HIATUS so you're pretty sure it will be fine.

if it wasn't already obvious, paradox space, sburb, skia and all that stuff is real. you woke up as your AUTHORSELF a few years before you started making comics, though you hadn't exactly realised it yet. Anyway, altering the cosmosition of paradox space can have all sorts of bad effects, which you managed to avoid the worst of with ample hiatuses and locking down reader suggestion in the middle of the comic. your AUTHORSELF died to a particularly nasty glitch though, and you are currently in no way related to homestuck, but you have a feeling that something paradox space-y is going to happen.