HELLO ALEX I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY A GAME

THE ONE WHERE YOUHELLO KEVIN

KEVIN YOU MUST BEAT TINY TOONS ADVENTURES BUSTER'S HIDDEN TREASURE ON

(MEGADRIVE) WITHOUT ATTEMPTING TO PLEASURE YOURSELF

KEVIN YOU MUST ESPECIALLY NOT ATTEMPT TO SPANK THE MONKEY TO FIFI'S SUCCULENT TOON TOES YOU SICK FUCK HELLO KEVIN

SHOULD YOU MASTURBATE DURING YOUR PLAYTHROUGH THE BOULDER TRAP ABOVE YOU WILL RELEASE AND YOU WILL BE CRUSHED

REDEMPTION LIES AHEAD YOU MUST PLUNGE DEEPER INTO SEGA GENESIS HELLO

HELLO GIRL ERIDAN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CLEAN THE

OFF THE FLOOR WITH A TOWEL OR SOP IT UP WITH YOUR BARE HANDS EITHER IS FINE BUT DONT JUST LEAVE IT THERE