WHITE PAWN D: POOL RESOURCES with BLACK PAWN E to create a CRAFTING TABLE.

Both PAWNs see what they have available. Each of them has one NEATLY FOLDED PARACHUTE, and the ability to conjure any low-level BOOK from their respective side's LIBRARY (provided nobody else has it on them at the moment.)

Additionally, the WHITE PAWN D has the TILE it pried up to get down here in the first place. Could be useful. They don't have the required FOUR WOOD PLANKS, though. Maybe if they conjured enough BOOKS they could reverse-engineer the PAPER back into WOOD?

BLACK PAWN E: Betray the WHITE PAWN D and push it off the side of the board.

Maybe. But later.

GREY KNIGHT: Begin a TOUR around the chessboard.

The BOARD isn't fit for a proper TOUR, but okay. The GREY KNIGHT begins to wander around the board, covering as much ground as possible.

It passes by the BLACK PAWN B, who has donned a PRETTY BOW to indicate SEXUAL AVAILABILITY. The GREY KNIGHT nods in approval.

GREY JESTER: Materialize.

A GREY JESTER randomly wills itself into the story, as JESTERs are known to do. It serves its own whims and nobody else's. The GREY JESTER will follow NO USER COMMANDs.

It goes without saying that the GREY JESTER and the GREY KNIGHT are MORTAL ENEMIES.