WHITE QUEEN: Send someone to STEAL the BLACK BISHOP A's book of DARK MAGIC. For the purposes of GAYOLOGY.

The WHITE QUEEN wants that book. It's never really cared for the WHITE KING, their marriage was more for power than anything. But the BLACK QUEEN across the way, now there's a fine specimen. The WHITE QUEEN is confident that if it can get that DARK TOME, it'll be able to get what it wants.

It can't go over there itself, it'd get killed.

But it knows just the piece for the job.

BLACK BISHOP A: Look for a way to get you and the KING in the same place so you can TRANSITION it.

The BLACK BISHOP A ponders how it's going to get up there, or how it's going to get the KING down. Maybe something in the DARK TOME will be able to tell it about MOVEMENT MAGIC.

Where'd the DARK TOME get off to, anyway?

BLACK has not made a move. It is still BLACK's turn.

THREE SUMMONED PAWNS: Stack together to become the ULTRAPAWN.

As has previously been established, PIECE MERGING is an incredibly powerful DARK MAGIC! They'll have to get a BISHOP to RESEARCH PIECE MERGING, provided the BISHOP still has access to its DARK TOME, which they have no reason to believe it doesn't.

BLACK has still not made a move. It is STILL BLACK's turn.

BLACK PAWN C: Change CHESSBOOK status to FALLING.

With nothing better to do, the BLACK PAWN C uses the PSYCHIC INTERNET CONNECTION all chess pieces have to open CHESSBOOK, the social media of choice for all PAWNs.

There, that should adequately explain what's going on to anyone who might be wondering. It changes its profile picture too, while it's at it.

It is now WHITE's turn.