Greetings slam jesters, lemons, apples, and limes,

I was dissatisfied with my previous rhymes

so I wrote some more lines

which took me some more times:

Consider messiahs of whimsical sort;

17 jokers, the carnival court;

Consider the evil their humor does thwart,

the wicked, the wretched, and all their cohort.

Ponder the mirthful

Ponder the hurtful

Ponder The Faygo, shaken and squirtful

Ponder the miracles, magic most worthful

all of it joyous, and nothing is dirgeful :O)

Don't mope around,

try to cope by doping down,

nope, now, that's a slope down

you'll just fall from the tightrope, drown.

Instead you just have to grope around,

reach out and find your hope, now. :O)

Break it down!

Don't break a frown.

Paint your face up and be a clown!

Clown around

all over town

Clown a touchdown and clown the crown! :O)

The Carnival calls to everyone;

So join together, rejoice as one!

And when it's over, your life is won:

You only get one chance, so just have fun! :O)

And stay hydrated, everyone! :O)