>BLACK PAWN C: Move Forward 50 Acres.

The BLACK PAWN C tears out running, breaking rank to charge at the opponents across from it. It's going for distance!

Unfortunately, the WHITE PAWN F and WHITE BISHOP B are able to see it coming and have plenty of time to react. They sidestep into adjacent spaces, nearly missing being bowled over.

The BLACK PAWN C is unable to do anything about its momentum. It careens over the edge and falls into the infinite void below. The first casualty of a war that is already proving both senseless and stupid.