well, why dont i...
YOUR NAME IS RAYZ VHALMON.
and you have a WEIRD OBSESSION WITH MAGNIFYING GLASSES while LOOKING AT BUGS.
it is a NICE and SUNNY DAY, as you live in the NEIGHBORHOOD SUBURBS.while your BESTFRIEND is still AN ORPHAN, you were ADOPTED BY A YOUNG ADULT whom you call, "Vhalbro".
...and she tells you about a Game named SBURB!GG: oh my fuking god youre so bright
AS: sorry!!!
insert very cool outro here... wait, no it sucks.