update where rose made cloth mother real. i lost my shit. really good.

anyway, here's my stitch-together of the chatlogs:

full transcript below! thanks to @mightyoctopus on tumblr for doing ocr that i cleaned up.

<AP:> how do

<AP:> how do i jump in this game

<GJ:> just jump with your legs dude

<AP:> and if i don't have legs

<GJ:> hey first time Chatter long time Fan

<GJ:> i guess you just can't sorry

<AP:> that's bad game degisn

<UD:> imagine if you got mugged by a dude holding poop like if you got held

up at poop point

<IQ:> can someone PLEASE ban UD PLEASE???

<VF:> is this Game ftp orrrr?

<DC:> first time stupid question from VF

<DC:> are you poor?

<VF:> im a multimillionaire well you act poor.

<RW:> lmfao are people seriously being banned for saying honey is bee vomit?

<RW:> It literally is?

agamemnonsTheory [AT] has banished roided winkler <RW>

<HC:> What OS is optimal for this game?

<SW:> do u have mac or pc

<DL:> no one here has pc

<RP:> …I do.

<DL:> you're no one

<UD:> @JQ so im the bad guy for asking questiongs?

<HL:> @tacobelldeltritus SO UR GONNA BRING BACKS DISCONTINUED ITEMS

FROM UR PREVIOUS MENUS AND NOT ONE OF THEM IS THE FRUITISTA. REALLY. REALLY.

<ZA:> @VF can you spoiler text your messages broke people trigger me /srs

<DF:> do u think i'd get banned for posting the bee movie script lol

agamemnonsTheory [AT] has banished duckingFunce <DF>

<NG:> is @TC on? i have some questions

<IQ:> brah don't @ him that one mod gets so mad

agamemnonsTheory LAT] has banished normalGuy <NG>

<LK:> okay but where is he though?

<XM:> he's literally vibing dude did you not check his status?

<LK:> oh i'm sorry

<IS:> hello all, are the items in The Phernalia Registry waterproof?

<IS:> would they work fully submerged in water?

and if so; do they have a pressure limit?

<SC:> are you playing this underwater???

<IS:> that's private.

<SZ:> random but just now everyone in my class just fell asleep

<GR:> me asf lol
<SZ:> lol