> The Encyclopedia Erotica: Abridged Protestant Version

Interesting stuff...
> Eggs & Biscuits Strategy Guide

You skim the strategy guide to see if you can find anything useful, but its just a bunch of pointless junk you already know.
> Immodest Acts: The Life of a Lesbian Nun in Renaissance Italy

You find the premise oddly relatable.
> SV: Check if the hung photos have finished developing

The light from BD's candle has rendered them completely destroyed.
> BD: Bless this Mess

You initiate a blessing ritual in the fireplace corridor.
... It accomplishes nothing.
