> Wow! Take a swig of milk to celebrate this success.

Glug glug glug glug.

It has not removed the lid off the bottle.

> That BIRD! It is within arm's reach. Please, creature, cherish that AVIAN.

That's not an AVIAN. That's a TWEETY BIRD, but ok. It has the same expression of naivete as the TWEETY BIRD on the poster, just more three-dimensional.

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There's definitively something wrong with this goddamn thing.

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Your INTERNAL GEIGO-METER is going off the fucking charts.