> BD: Take a selfie with SV

You take the camera into the previous room. The flash would no doubt ruin the photographs.

> Take SAUCY PHOTOS with the STATUE.

Over here, darling! Smile for the camera. Perfect, perfect.

> BD: Remove lightbulb. Sit on the VICOMTE'S shoulders if you must.

You're quite tall and quite heavy, so you think it a better idea of SV sits on your shoulders instead.

He pockets the lightbulb.

> BD: Snoop on the books in the dark room

There's a lot of books here. So many that if you named one at random, you just might find it.