> Look in the bucket now, to make sure you haven't accidentally urinated on a stranger

That's unlikely, because you took a deuce.

> Relight the other candles with your candle.

You relight the candelabra with your own candle.

> Consider putting the candle you have in the skull's head for a spooky lantern but only after you find another light source so you aren't scrambling in the dark like a nincompoop

You simply take another candle and place it inside the skull. You have successfully merged these items to create the DOC-O-LANTERN.

EJ: Start singing YMCA attracting the monster

The Jack-tar is suddenly in a sing-song mood.

Biddy Urchin slaps some sense into the fool.

The bound disciple pushes the small key into the western door. It fits like a glove.

It looks like this chapel is bigger than you thought.

!!!
> Be SV

You are now Spurious Vicomte.