i got this copy of birdhouse in your soul from a dubiously-legal download that transcribed "like the longines symphonette, it doesn't rest" as "like the laundry, it's infinite, it doesn't rest" and while i would never step to a perfect song like birdhouse in your soul, i think about that mishearing quite a bit.

also, "too many urkels on your team, that's why your wins low".