Hoho! I have had such inclinations in the past as well. Pranxis on many a gay gentlemen back in my day, all in good cheer! Hoorah for another gay day.
-The 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚕 of 𝚂𝚊𝚜𝚜, Snodgrass