the funny (but no less true) answer: chahut bc she is verrry pretty and I lov her
the more genuine answer: believe it or not but eridan. I was like obsessed with him in highschool and I cant help but still have a fondness for this fuckin shithead kid. shaking him violently. but also I really like how the fandom and then by extension pesterquest took the joke of march eridan further into a more genuine exploration of gender expression i just think thats Neat