Tangential but I tend to think it's pretty funny when the curtains are dicks. Like the page where Dave delivers a speech about the ironic subtleties of Mr. T jokes and only mentions that Mr. T is in thong and handcuffed to a near-naked Chuck Norris as an afterthought. Or when Vriska calls the riddles of Sgrub boring because she's already figured out that the theme is reproduction (hence the statues of kissing crocodiles looming over Tavros's puzzle), so she cuts to the chase and calls Tavros over to make out. Some readers might find secret sex jokes to be an unsatisfying resolution to the grand sense of mystery that Homestuck cultivates (and that dissatisfaction feeds the sense that they are being antagonized), but I just kind of laugh when Oblong Meat Products Tumble Into Places They Don't Belong.