There is a universe out there where Spades Slick becomes more amicable after being nursed back to health by Ms Paint and joins up with the midnight crew to somehow help subdue Jack Noir. Perhaps using their devious shadow magicks that i'm pretty sure was also mentioned at one point in the Homestuck version of the Midnight Crew.
TT: It's also obvious because you're me, and I'm sure I would be constantly fucking with my own head if I were you.