SPECIFICALLY ult dirk is just insufferable to me. i know this is probably a common take but thinking about him and what he’s been doing just BOILS my blood because what do you mean this socially stunted awkward sweet kid who wanted to try his best to keep his friends and (ecto)family safe and happy turns into this absolute douchebag with a pair of stupid poofy pants and idiotic cape and the AUDACITY to, and i list:

emotionally manipulate and gaslight his best friend-to-lover-to-friend-again-to-sorta-lover-again and destroy his self esteem just so he could get a free ride off planet to do whatever the fuck he deems so important

essentially encourage rose to die, become a robot, and abandon her loving wife for SOME BULLSHIT REASON

DISS JOHN AS HE’S DYING

BASICALLY FUCKING MIND CONTROL A BUNCH OF PEOPLE???? AND JUST BE A CREEP AND SPY INTO THEIR LIVES?????

IMGONNAKILLHIMIMGONNAKILLHIMIMGONNAKILLHIMAUAHYEGYRHIWHFEHHUGERBHUEGRBJIGERNNIJGRINJGJERFNJIFRE I HATE ULT DIRK