stitch is my best friend forever i feel like we'd go to some shitty underground bar on future alternia and he'd get a neat whisky and tell me stories about all the times he's had to get his friends out of life threatening situations and he'd have a haunted look in his eyes and scars on his fingers from constantly stabbing himself with needles and we'd complain about the godawful leprechaun band playing knockoff troll pearl jam and stitch would sigh and light a cigarette indoors which isn't allowed but the bar staff would take one look at him and wouldn't try to stop him