So Satyrs, Satire, Parody, Critique, Fillies and horses MLP style. Hazing like an organization entry test (hazing is always dumb as bricks), laps around a track instead of tidal turns.
What I don't get is the nagging pun. Hazing makes sense, it's a pun on a shitty org entry test, but it also has ties to weather phenomena like haze. And it fits with the gardening motifs and seeding/torrent puns for water, internet, and as I said gardening with Shrub/Shurb. What is nagging in reference to? Is it a type of chewing or tugging like with a tentacle or suction cup?
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