ROGER THAT!!!
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(This one I've had for a while, and my personal one. It has number based puns, alongside letter duplication. It also shortens most verbs, like running. The duplicated letters are based off favorite animals of mine- TardiGrade, WaterBear, CuttleFish.)
A↟d I d↠↡ig↟↠d thi↡ o↟↠ ↡p↠cifically to b↠ ob↟oxiou↡ a↟d difficult to r↠ad. Th↠ arro↞↡ r↠pr↠↡↠↟t ↟orth, ↡outh, ↠a↡t, a↟d ↞↠↡t.
(And I designed this one specifically to be obnoxious and difficult to read. The arrows represent North, South, East, and West.)
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit.
He's got nothing to say about that.