"Hi CD! Question: Hypothetically, what would be your favorite kind of cane?" - enigmaticfoolery
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING I WOULD LIKELY PREFER ONE MUCH LIKE MY UMBRELLA. THE TEXTURE AND SHAPE OF THE HANDLE WOULD MAKE A PERFECT CANE. FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND IT IS MADE OUT OF SOME PART OF A BULL. I DO NOT KNOW WHICH PART. IT IS NOT A BONE OR A HORN, SO IT MUST BE VERY SILLY. POSSIBLY A TAIL.
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit.
He's got nothing to say about that.