omg hi thread author ive never seen before in my life! i have sooo many thoughts on kidswaps, even if they are! very disjointed admittedly

i think dirk crocker lives an icarly life. maybe hes not the influencer, his brother is, but he lives an extremely icarly life.

also this is me projecting but i think rose egbert would be in jobs daughters and rainbow girls (masonic youth groups) and be VERY intense about it. not even religiously intense per se, but she won first place in the ritual competition (essentially just. memorizing a story) and brags about it even though no one else knows what shes on about