"Homestuck? What's that? I only know about the hit television series Star Trek: Deep Space Nine which ran for 7 seasons in syndication between 1993 and 1999. If you want to discuss whatever Homestuck is, I'm afraid you've come to the wrong gent, buster! Come to me when you're ready to talk about the deep romantic tension between Odo and Quark."

-William Shakespeare (circa April 1616)