>HANNAH: Drink Sea Water.

You suddenly feel a strange burst of motivation! You are going to change things! You are going to be different! You're up and motivated and your first act with these new found actionable opportunities is to- drink sea water? You get up and squat down as a wave comes in you cup your sandy mitts together and scoop up some of that oceanic goodness.
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UGH! It's so salty and tastes horrible. You knew this already, you live on an island, why did you try to swallow seawater?? Now your mouth tastes overwhelmingly like salt.