i enjoy baking and ive baked a cake in the shape of johns face before and ate him

didnt take any pictures

have no idea why you would want to eat the heathenous mass of goop that is sopor pie but there are quite a lot of recipes

https://www.geekychef.com/2014/01/submission-sapor-slime-pie.html

https://www.tumblr.com/sweetartsandhellacrafts/6104223339/sopor-slime-pie

and if you havent read it theres an old cookbook called the eat mesa (https://homestuck.net/fanworks/the-eat-mesa.pdf) with some absolutely abysmal recipes

i like it cause its a time capsule

cheers