re: umbrella
Thank you for the succinct explanation! I think it would suit the reference to turn this thread into one for jokes japes and pranks... but of course I am a humble civil servant, so I will bow to the will of the people. By the way, I was surprised to learn that his name really was Phil Leotardo! Apparently, it's based on real-life crime-boss Phil Leonetti. I cannot imagine any world where they did that on accident. Sucks!
enter my strange and beautiful realm!