Your name is IDEKKI TORAKS. As you can see, you have many BOOKSHELVES in your room, all filled with numerous SHORT STORIES, TRILOGIES, SAGAS, AND GRAPHIC NOVELS.

Most of which contain a romantic subplot which you inevitably end up getting MORE INVESTED WITH than the actual plot of the book. Only sometimes though, you are still one to appreciate THEMES, CHARACTERIZATION, and STORYTELLING, make no mistake, you do believe all of those aspects are the key to making an enjoyable story, and you do think about them often. But you are also a ROMANCE CONNOISSEUR. The relationships you appreciate are compelling, with strong emotional foundations, and have healthy as well as interesting dynamics. You like to think you’re good at CHARACTER ANALYSIS, and you frequently have conversations over mutual interests with your Moirail. 

You are an aspiring writer, and you hope to become a FAMOUS AUTHOR one day. Despite the stereotypes of your blood color, you can be described as NOT VERY STRONG. But what you lack in physical brutality, you hope to make up in INTELLECTUAL PROWESS.

Your Trolltag is transitiveDramatist, and you tend to ramble in a manner th4t 2eem2 to be 4ttempting 2ome 2ort of p2eudo-profe22ionali2m.

Now that we’ve gotten all that introductory bullshit out of the way, it’s to time to really get down to business.

What will you do?