Your name is QUAB CLOVER. You have a variety of INTERESTS, including WOMEN, WOMEN, WOMEN, and, of course, WOMEN. You also LIKE WOMEN, but are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. PRETTY AWFUL, really. You like to COMPOSE MUSIC, and do so while YEARNING FOR WOMEN. You compose for VARIOUS BIG CORPORATIONS, such as SPAMTON.NET.

(noblebounds on disc)