FOUR, THREE, TWO, FUCK YOU.

LISTEN UP Y'ALL, THIS SHIT IS IRONIC.

STRIDER'S BEATS ARE BEST SUITED TO TROLLS HOOKED ON PHONICS.

KARKALICIOUS, DEFINITION: MAKES TEREZI LOCO.

SHE WANTS TO KNOW THE SECRETS THAT SHE CAN'T TASTE IN MY PHOTO.

DYING JUST TO KNOW THE FLAVOR, I AIN'T DOING HER NO FAVORS!

NO REASONS WHY I TEASE, HER FLUSH JUST COMES AND GOES LIKE SEASONS.

I'M KARKALICIOUS. (SO DELICIOUS)

NO, I DON'T DO KISMESIS.

AND IF YOU READ ANY FANFICS, ALL THAT SHIT IS FICTITIOUS.

I BLOW KISSES. (MWAH!)

DON'T MATTER IF WE'RE JUST MOIRAILS--

TROLLS BE LINING DOWN THE VEIL FOR A CHANCE TO FILL A PAIL.

SO DELICIOUS. (SUPER SWEET)

SO DELICIOUS. (FUCKIN' ADORABLOODTHIRSTY)

SO DELICIOUS. (EVEN EGBERT WANTS A PIECE OF ME)

I'M KARKALICIOUS. (L-L-L-L-LIKE CANDY, CANDY)

KARKALICIOUS, DEF--

KARKALICIOUS, DEF--

GODDAMNIT DOC SCRATCH, STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH MY MIC--

KARKALICIOUS, DEFINITION: MAKES THE SHIPPERS CRAZY.

NEPETA'S ALWAYS SQUEALING CUTESY PET NAMES LIKE "KARKITTY."

I'M THE K TO THE A, R, K, THE A, THE T,

AND THE MAJORITY OF PAIRINGS HAD BETTER INCLUDE ME!

I'M KARKALICIOUS. (SO DELICIOUS)

MY BODY STAYS VICIOUS.

ALL THE HIGHBLOODS FEELING NERVOUS 'CAUSE I'M DOING SOME FITNESS.

ZAHHAK'S MY WITNESS.

BET THAT SHIP CURLS NEPETA'S TAIL.

AND HE'LL BE NEEDING ALL THE TOWELS 'CAUSE I'MMA MAKE HIM SWEAT PAILS.

SO DELICIOUS. (SUPER SWEET)

SO DELICIOUS. (FUCKIN' ADORABLOODTHIRSTY)

SO DELICIOUS. (EVEN EGBERT WANTS A PIECE OF ME)

I'M KARKALICIOUS.

NOW YOU NOOKSUCKERS HOLD THE FUCK UP, CHECK IT OUT.

BABY, BABY, BABY, IF YOU REALLY WANT ME,

HONEY, GET SOME PATIENCE, MAYBE THEN YOU'LL GET A TASTE.

I'LL BE TASTY, TASTY,

I'LL BE LACED WITH LACY,

IT'S SO TASTY, TASTY,

IT'LL MAKE YOU CRAZY.

T, TO THE A, TO THE S-T-E-Y FUCKIN' TASTY.

T, TO THE A, TO THE S-T-E-Y FUCKIN' TASTY.

D, TO THE E, TO THE L-I-C-I-O-U-S,

TO THE D, TO THE E, TO THE, TO THE--

I'LL JUST SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU.

ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND, TROLLS GATHER ROUND, ALWAYS SNIFFIN' AT ME, WANNA GUESS THE COLOR OF MY BLOOD. I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW--I AIN'T TRYING TO ROUND UP ANY DRAMA, LITTLE FUCKER, I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW. AND I GUESS I'M COMING OFF AS A LITTLE INSECURE, ALTHOUGH I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE SECRET'S FUCKING AWESOME, BUT I'M TRYING TO TELL, IT'S A SECRET THAT I JUST DON'T WANNA TELL.

TEREZI SAYS I SMELL DELICIOUS. (SO DELICIOUS)

NO, I DON'T DO KISMESIS.

AND IF YOU READ ANY FANFICS, ALL THAT SHIT IS FICTITIOUS.

I BLOW KISSES. (MWAH!)

DON'T MATTER IF WE'RE JUST MOIRAILS--

TROLLS BE LINING DOWN THE VEIL FOR A CHANCE TO FILL A PAIL.

MY BODY STAYS VICIOUS.

ZAHHAK'S BEEN FEELING NERVOUS 'CAUSE I GOT DOWN TO BUSINESS.

NEPETA'S MY WITNESS. (MEOW~!)

I'LL EVEN LET HER FIRST SHIP SAIL.

JUST WATCH THAT KITTEN BE THE FIRST IN LINE TO FILL A PAIL.

SO DELICIOUS. (ERIDAN, SEE,)

SO DELICIOUS. (YOU CAN TRUST ME)

SO DELICIOUS. (I'LL HELP YOU BE)

I'M KARKALICIOUS. (L-L-L-L-LIKE CANDY, CANDY)

IT'S SO DELICIOUS. (AY, AY, AY, AY)

SO DELICIOUS. (AY, AY, AY, AY)

SO DELICIOUS. (AY, AY, AY, AY)

I'M KARKALICIOUS. (SHE SAYS MY BLOOD IS LIKE CANDY, CANDY)

T, TO THE A, TO THE S-T-E-Y FUCKIN' TASTY.

T, TO THE A, TO THE S-T-E-Y FUCKIN' TASTY.

D, TO THE E, TO THE L-I-C-I-O-U-S,

T, TO THE A, TO THE S-T-E-Y FUCKIN' TASTY.

T, TO THE A, TO THE, TO THE, TO THE, TO THE,

TO THE D, TO THE E, TO THE L-I-C-I-O-U-S,

TO THE D, TO THE E, TO THE L-I-C-I-O-U-S,

TO THE D, TO THE E, TO THE L-I-C-I-O-U-S,

TO THE D, TO THE E, TO THE...

NOW, WAIT JUST A MOTHERFUCKING SECOND.

DO I SERIOUSLY HAVE TO SPELL THIS SHIT UNTIL THE END OF THE FUCKING SONG?

I MEAN, WHOEVER FUCKING WROTE THE ORIGINAL NEVER HAD ACCESS TO SPELLCHECK, I GUESS, BECAUSE T-A-S-T-E-Y DOES NOT SPELL TASTEY! WAS THIS FERGIE DOUCHEMUFFIN ILLITERATE OR SOMETHING?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HUMAN RAP ARTISTS ARE THE ONLY ONES BRAVE ENOUGH TO WRITE THEIR OWN GRAMMATICAL TRAINWRECKS AND CALL IT MUSIC?! WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS WILL SMITH DOING?

HE DOESN'T THROW DOWN SICK FIRES ANYMORE?!

FUCK THIS SHIT, I QUIT!