Your name is JADE PICROSS. As you may have noticed, you love PICROSS GAMES, ALIENS, and a wide variety of NICHE SUBCULTURES. Your computer screen glows softly as a video titled "FAT GUY TUBA SONG" plays on loop, muted (href doesnt work just trust me its a real video). On your wall are multiple prints hung up for odd things you like. You have a pretty basic HOMESTUCK green ghost print, but on the wall next to it is a print made for BIG TOP BURGER, a local food truck. On the opposing wall is a print made for their competing food truck, ZOMBURGER. You love them equally, though their rivalry burns bright.

On the bookcase near your bed, your NINTENDO SWITCH 2 is docked, hooked up to a near TV. The shelf below holds many NERDY TRINKETS such as the cases for Donkey Kong Bananza, and UNDERTALE: XBox Edition. You don't have an XBox. Maybe someday you'll get to learn what the elusive GAMBLING ROOM holds... Someday...

^ Cesare for scale